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Should we be talking about oil/powder instead?Originally posted by Churchill View PostThis is a nice topic to discuss when I'm considering a weekend of debauchery
, isn't it?
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Bastard!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostShould we be talking about oil/powder instead?
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Indeed. As they say, "sex is great but you can't beat the real thing."Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postand p**nhub.comWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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http://forums.contractoruk.com/638287-post17.htmlOriginally posted by Churchill View Post******** Seriously!
you really do pretend very very well ! like I say - I will play along.....Comment
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I think I was sounded out along similar lines a few weeks ago prior to the renewal conversations which are ongoing.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postcertainly did, and he was cool about it.. they wanted to know what my plans where after the 5.5 month extension has finished and my mileage allowance has gone.
I told them two things could happen - you give me a big rate increase and I stay, or you don't and I leave
Don't know if any of you are ever up early enough to have listened to Alex Lester on Radio 2, but he once proposed to cut down on the "Hello.", "Hi, how are you?" "Fine thanks, and you?" "Fine thanks" conversation with:
"Standard Greeting."
"Standard Reply."
The same applies with "Would you like to go permie?" Standard Greeting. Standard Reply.
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Oil or Powder?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have a train to catch - see you later folks
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Thats bonkers - why would you have a powdery massage? I don't understand itOriginally posted by Churchill View PostOil or Powder?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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