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    #113781
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    At least you have reason to get wood - I never have reason to get wood these days
    There's pills for that these days...

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      #113782
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      There's pills for that these days...
      I've tried them. They didn't work, and it's murder trying to hammer them down the end
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #113783
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        There's pills for that these days...
        With the help of Kamagra that is no problem!

        But what is the point of having a pen with no-one to write to?

        Ah yes - children - nature's contraceptives.....

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          #113784
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Morning BP

          Bit tired and uninspired this morning. Time for another coffee methinks.

          How was your weekend?
          Until the gf decided to sandbag me last night at around 9pm with the "what do you want out of life" question - it was fine.

          Still got my own back by giving her a portion

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            #113785
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Until the gf decided to sandbag me last night at around 9pm with the "what do you want out of life" question - it was fine.

            Still got my own back by giving her a portion
            I mean - what does any bloke want out of life? Well - for one thing - no f**king stupid questions!

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              #113786
              I suppose I ought to let her off as she was 40 yesterday - women hate getting old. The years tend not to be kind to women - but they make a man more distinguished!

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                #113787
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                I've tried them. They didn't work, and it's murder trying to hammer them down the end
                use a power saw

                HTH

                (yes - I will f**k off seriously)

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                  #113788
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I suppose I ought to let her off as she was 40 yesterday - women hate getting old. The years tend not to be kind to women - but they make a man more distinguished!
                  You didn't say that to her did you
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #113789
                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    You didn't say that to her did you
                    I am still attached to my nads - and wish to remain so!

                    I told her she will still gorgeous - in fact I said I fancied her more than my mistress.....

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                      #113790
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I told her she will still gorgeous - in fact I said I fancied her more than my mistress.....
                      /makes note of useful quip

                      I've stopped teasing my wife now she's had the baby - she's getting more mobile now so there's a chance she could make up the extra yard or so and actually make contact with a slap
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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