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[zeitghost]

At least you have reason to get wood - I never have reason to get wood these days

There's pills for that these days...

[Diver]

There's pills for that these days...

I've tried them. They didn't work, and it's murder trying to hammer them down the end

[BrilloPad]

There's pills for that these days...

With the help of Kamagra that is no problem!

But what is the point of having a pen with no-one to write to?

Ah yes - children - nature's contraceptives.....

[BrilloPad]

Morning BP

Bit tired and uninspired this morning. Time for another coffee methinks.

How was your weekend?

Until the gf decided to sandbag me last night at around 9pm with the "what do you want out of life" question - it was fine.

Still got my own back by giving her a portion

[BrilloPad]

Until the gf decided to sandbag me last night at around 9pm with the "what do you want out of life" question - it was fine.

Still got my own back by giving her a portion

I mean - what does any bloke want out of life? Well - for one thing - no f**king stupid questions!

[BrilloPad]

I suppose I ought to let her off as she was 40 yesterday - women hate getting old. The years tend not to be kind to women - but they make a man more distinguished!

[BrilloPad]

I've tried them. They didn't work, and it's murder trying to hammer them down the end

use a power saw

HTH

(yes - I will f**k off seriously)

[voodooflux]

I suppose I ought to let her off as she was 40 yesterday - women hate getting old. The years tend not to be kind to women - but they make a man more distinguished!

You didn't say that to her did you

[BrilloPad]

You didn't say that to her did you

I am still attached to my nads - and wish to remain so!

I told her she will still gorgeous - in fact I said I fancied her more than my mistress.....

[voodooflux]

I told her she will still gorgeous - in fact I said I fancied her more than my mistress.....

/makes note of useful quip

I've stopped teasing my wife now she's had the baby - she's getting more mobile now so there's a chance she could make up the extra yard or so and actually make contact with a slap