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I actually have a phone somewhere, but the actual phone line is dead.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
You think I have a phone?
I have a phone line but it's not connected to anything.*
I was supposed to get a net phone thing, but that's never arrived either*.
*This pisses the secretary off a tad, since if someone wants to speak to me on the phone, she has to trot up 3 floor to tell me.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post<cough> Just passed a significant post count & no one noticed</cough>
Congratulations Zeity
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I have a meeting due to start in 5 minutes - still thinking of an excuse to get out of it.
Will faking a heart attack help?Comment
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Tell them that you have an upset stomach and your farts really stink, that you're afraid of following through.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have a meeting due to start in 5 minutes - still thinking of an excuse to get out of it.
Will faking a heart attack help?
They will insist on you NOT attending
HTH
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Morning KWOriginally posted by KathyWoolfe View Postmorning everyone........

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Lunchtime - yes! One of my favourite 4 meals of the day.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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