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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post28.5 days to go until end of contract............Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI can beat that 26 daysComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou have 2.5 days off? Or you finish before October 10th?
Plus I have a couple of days off so only about 16Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI'm this bored
At the local dance, whilst posing by the door
A lady begged: "would I come on the floor?"
Above the band, my voice was heard,
Quite suddenly it had occured to me:
I'm Bored!
I'm bored (I'm bored I'm bored) with everything I touch and see
I'm bored (I'm bored I'm bored) with exposes of LSD
[Beatle-like backward sounds]
I'm bored (I'm bored I'm bored) with Frank Sinatra's new LP
And so I roar shoo-be-do-be-do
I'm bored.
Drinking different coloured wines or beers
(Chug-a-lug-chug-a-lug)
Just quite frankly leaves me bored to (CHOIR: *teeeeeears for souveniiiirs*)
And quite apart from what one hears,
I've been like this for years and years
You see? Ennui.
I'm bored (I'm bored I'm bored) with Mother Nature or her son
I'm bored (I'm bored I'm bored) with everything that should be done
And so, I just poke out my big red tongue and [raspberry]
I'm bored.
I'm tired of art!
(Drawing bored)
Sex is a drag!
(In a bore-ding house, I daresay.)
Awk! Australians bore me!
(You mean the a-bore-iginals, don't you?)
I'm bored to death!
(Like mortar bored)
I am bored.
[Repeat many times, round-style]
This is boredom you can afford, from Cyril Bored.
I hate each Julie Andrews film they've made,
[snatch of music from The Sound of Music]
I'm just a nasty narrow-minded jade.
Don't think that I will smile at it,
I'm not a weak-willed hypocrite,
I'll say: I'm bored!
I'm bored with with-it men in spotty ties
Who hum (hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm) tiresome tunes like Eidelweiss
I'm bored, and when I hear it
In a trice, I shout, I'm bored!
The only thing that ever interests me...
Is ME! (Me! Meee! Me! Me!...)"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostThe Lyrics, for those that were too bored to sit through the "video".Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postare we talking working days ? if so then only 18 working days.
Plus I have a couple of days off so only about 16Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'm too bored to read the lyrics either - that's how bored I am"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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