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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
I had to rinse out the inside of Henry the rubber duck with bleach. He had gone mouldy and black inside.
He's all right now, but I smell of chlorine.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Where is everybody?
Ah, of course it's still August - everybody's either on holiday, or working their arses off covering for the permies who've never known what a decent day's work is as they sit on their fat behinds hoping for promotion as they sign off another requirements definition that they haven't even read because the long words would make their heads go sideways and they'd fall under the Tube train at Cannon Street on their way home
Still, it's quite easy to get the bits out from underneath on the sub-surface lines - it can take ages on the deep tubes
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Thank you kindly, O Giant Alien LizardOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post



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Merely for completeness or something
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Probably worth it[1] in the long runOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt's jolly hard work trying to catch up with TPD.
[1] Or notComment
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Is there any rationale underlying the appellation "Henry", or is it best not to ask?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI had to rinse out the inside of Henry the rubber duck with bleach. He had gone mouldy and black inside.
He's all right now, but I smell of chlorine.
As it says in The Way to the Stars:
Better by far
For Cranium, R
To smell of chlorine
But have a clean duck
or something like that
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Morning all
Another exciting day beckons.....
...or not
Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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very true. don't take a break again!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt's jolly hard work trying to catch up with TPD.Comment
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I think it was sarcasm.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOh, lordy.
Such an innocent.Comment
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morningOriginally posted by Bear View PostMorning all
Another exciting day beckons.....
...or not

morning all
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