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Ah yes from Gina Ford "If your child does not behave then smack round head with pink camera"!!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI am sure he will be grand - I will be bringing my pink camera tomorrow
I'm looking forward to seeing baby.... I bet he has changed so much in these few weeks.... 
Baby should be similar looks wise - main differences are mobility and "clinginess". I intend to keep him strapped in buggy or in your arms to sort the mobility issue!! This week he has been passed all over and spent 3 days with gf's sister/mother - so is hopfully out of that annoying "I will only go to mum/dad" phase. If all else fails I will smack round head with Pink Camera!!Comment
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Will I am always a nutter.....Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAre you high?
Do you think I COULD stay quiet????
If you stay quiet he might pacify you with lilies and green/black chocolates. or was it black/green?
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It was supposed not to rain today. 3:30pm it tipped it down! just in time for the gf's birthday party!
That was 4pm to 5pm. Can't be any later as we are old.
I remember the days when I would party to 3am! Actually that was at least 20 years ago so I have forgotten....Comment
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Best of luck with that...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAfternoon folks
Midwife paid a visit today - nothing happening so Mrs. VF is now booked in for an induction on Monday evening.
Poor Jaffa cakes. Consumed by a chimp.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNot any more
It took a lot less to permifie me after 18 months... £6/hr...Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNeither have I, but it would still take at least that much to permify me
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