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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Byeeeeee
    Good bye.
    If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.

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      Ooh, it's gone 11pm. Time to visit Dinoparc 'cos it's a new day there.
      If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Byeeeeee
        Byeeeeee
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          another quick dash into TPD

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            joiner has done a fantastic job of building unit there was a little brucie in the envelope.

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              and I had a text of him saying thanks for the bit extra.

              looks like he his coming back as Mrs wants him to fit the floor.

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                Good evening 5*

                I am currently updating my Resume. am chucking everything to the four winds and going for a permie admin position I've been offered.

                Crap money too, £44,000 year.

                Not guaranteed to get it mind. but as I don't care enough either way, so what.
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  another quick dash into TPD
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Good evening 5*
                  Evening chaps
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    And this is how it all started
                    I really should get back to testpleasedelete.com... and I think of this after spending the whole evening thinking about writing a bunch of code and related articles about implementing real-time 3d graphics in modern browsers via the canvas element... and assorted wondrous approaches to optimisation... and how tricks that were dirty even in FORTH can get even dirtier in object oriented LISP (which is what JavaScript is)...

                    Still, TPD comes first

                    And check out the "First post" links:

                    http://testpleasedelete.com/sasguru/
                    http://testpleasedelete.com/ZeitGhost/

                    I'll get the new spider going over the weekend - a Bank Holiday weekend, when traffic on the site is low, is a good time to crawl, as it avoids overloading the server... not that the spider would overload it, given that it adds maybe 0.00001% load to the server (if not less).

                    Basically, it's equivalent a user loading a page every 30 seconds, but not downloading any images or script files, so it's about the same as a user loading a page every minute or two (it's more complex than that in terms of impact on the server, but it's the humans that hit it harder, not the spider. I can produce a graph, if necessary).

                    And if they restructured the templates to use HTML and CSS optimally, they could cut their page weight down massively and save a fortune (well, save a bit) on yearly bandwidth costs... as well as making it easier for my parser to digest the pages

                    I will do this for them, if they ask... as the barman said to the neutron, No Charge.

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                      Well done NF

                      I'm off to bed now. have to be up early
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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