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Picks a couple of TPD pages at random to see what it's all about ...
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI posted that you should not, under any circumstances, Google for goatse or tubgirl

Blimey.
That's me off chocolate Nesquik for a while.If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.Comment
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Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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More likely Ferret.Originally posted by Bear View PostTPD Last Post is to be played by the last member to leave at night......
......followed by TPD Reveille by first poster in the morning.
Both of these are usually Diver
Don't talk to me about The Last Post!If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.Comment
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It was all green fields around here once upon a time... who'd have thunk it would get to this stage?
1000 posts seemed out of reach for a while...
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XXXXXXXXXXOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostEither Diver or Nick... though Diver tends to be posting rather earlier the next morning...
Huh?If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.Comment
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And this is how it all started
Originally posted by sasguru View PostjdjdsjdOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostNope.
It has to remain here until the end of the Universe.Originally posted by sasguru View PostSometime around 2050 when the oil runs out, then?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostProbly.
I'll certainly be past caring by then I suspect.Originally posted by mcquiggd View PostThis could be the longest lasting post on CUK...Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostDo you think we could get it to a record number of postings before it gets deleted?Originally posted by mcquiggd View PostQuite possibly....Originally posted by sasguru View PostSurely that would be impossible ....it being in the Light Relief section and all.
Still stranger things have happened.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostI suspect it will quietly slip off the end of the rankings never to be seen again.Originally posted by Lucifer Box View PostI wouldn't be so sure if I were you.Originally posted by mcquiggd View PostI agree with Lucifer Box.
Originally posted by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman View PostHell I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister.Comment
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I can see why Gunnery Sergeant Hartman got banned.If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.Comment
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