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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostSadly, little chance of my going away in the near future ....the future Mr KW absolutely refuses to go on a plane so even if we go away we can only go somewhere in the UK."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostBoat?
Train?
Automobile?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSod that KW - leave him behind... there are loads of places you can go by yourself!
....and in storms CM with her way of thinkingSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostI don't know - there's me thinking of ways to have a lovely romantic holiday together....
....and in storms CM with her way of thinking
sorry KWBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHmmmmnnn perhaps I should have been a little more understanding...
sorry KW
Boyfriend: CM i've booked us 2 weeks in the Maldives, there's sun, sand, diving and beautiful dinners at sunset.
CM: **** that! I'm off to Zakinthos with me mates, you can go on your own
Boyfriend: but it's for our honeymoon.........Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by Bear View Post
Boyfriend: CM i've booked us 2 weeks in the Maldives, there's sun, sand, diving and beautiful dinners at sunset.
CM: flip that! I'm off to Zakinthos with me mates, you can go on your own
Boyfriend: but it's for our honeymoon.........
Very plausableBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostAhem... What day of the week is it, people?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIt's smutty Friday but the king of smut (Mr BP!!) is in Wales on his Hols
Right, what's it to be, Ninja Midget Carnage, Celebrity Ice-Cream Toppings, Avatar Porkage or Mediaeval Horseplay?
Choose, denizens, choose.
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Right - too slow.
Celebrity Ice-Cream Toppings it is.
First up - Rasberry sauce.
Most appropriate celeb to smear with this sticky nectar?Comment
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