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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Sounds yum!!

    I had Ned's spag bol... it was yum too....
    It was yum

    <Lolls back in armchair feeling replete>

    I used some of my home-grown thyme in it

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Sounds yum!!

      I had Ned's spag bol... it was yum too....
      I had a large bag of REVELS in the car while driving back from Manchester, lunch was hard work... - God I hate coffee flavour!

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        Funny old night tonight

        Met a couple I haven't seen in donkeys years - I sometimes wonder what he's thinking when we're having a conversation, and she's all over me like a rash (a rash with a tongue)

        But they're still together after twenty years, so maybe he thinks it's just something philosophers do when they meet up (she has a PhD from Oxford, and knows a hell of a lot more about Wittgenstein than I do).

        The night, about ten years ago, when she turned up to a poetry evening (he's a musician and had a gig somewhere else) and (the venue being very crowded) stood leaning back into me, gently gyrating her buttocks against my groin, is still vivid in my memory - I was very relieved to find that my set would be after the break, given the fit of my trousers

        Tonight, I inadvertently tipped her over the edge with my exhaustive knowledge of lolcats - saying "I has a bucket - Nooooo, they be stealing my bucket!" virtually turned the place into a bridal suite, much to her husband's confusion

        How was I supposed to know she was into such silliness? I was trying to help him persuade her to bugger off to the cab by talking nonsense... it transpires that aficionados of Wittgenstein like the same nonsense

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          Morning all
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Morning all


            Morning all

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              Population
              1344 Revenues
              306750 € Unemployment 3 %
              Transport 97 %
              Crime rate 3 %
              Pollution 2 %

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                Bored.

                Was going to start a handbag fight over in general, I haven't the energy though
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Looks like portmerion today. its going to rain though.....

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                    Morning
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      quiet in here - again.....

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