- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostJust bought a clock from Lidl.
It's stuck to the window with its little hands going around and
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
around and around and around and around
As it desperately tries to set the time...
Probably no chance in here, there's a stunning amount of electrical noise.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
-
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHas he got big ears?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
-
Comment
-
Originally posted by Bear View PostI see Diver's got the joke book out
I may go and have a nap shortly.
Or I might go to Travis Perkins and hire a mini digger to do some landscaping on the garden. I have a load of tree stumps to dig out.
Decisions Decisions!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
-
Originally posted by Diver View PostI put it down to boredom.
I may go and have a nap shortly.
Or I might go to Travis Perkins and hire a mini digger to do some landscaping on the garden. I have a load of tree stumps to dig out.
Decisions Decisions!
Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
-
Originally posted by Diver View PostI put it down to boredom.
I may go and have a nap shortly.
Or I might go to Travis Perkins and hire a mini digger to do some landscaping on the garden. I have a load of tree stumps to dig out.
Decisions Decisions!
He had a touch like a bloody midwife when it came to treestumps.
Shame he's popped his clogs just when he was wanted.Comment
-
Originally posted by Bear View PostPhone up TP, book the digger for tomorrow, have a nap
May have to install drainage into the stream (That I Covered over)
Machine would either bog down or churn it all up, so I will wait for the weather to improve a littleConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
-
Originally posted by Diver View Post...so I will wait for the weather to improve a littleSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
-
Originally posted by Diver View PostJust took a walk to the bottom of the garden, Ground is rather waterlogged.
May have to install drainage into the stream (That I Covered over)
Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- How HMRC’s umbrella company JSL rules will play out Yesterday 23:33
- As Small Business Commissioner, I invite unpaid limited company contractors to come forward Yesterday 17:50
- Is Labour just going to leave limited company contracting zombie-like, neither dead nor alive? Aug 12 22:56
- Contracting Awards 2025 unveils ‘stellar’ shortlist Aug 11 21:31
- If it’s JSL liability, it’s Managed Service Providers (MSPs) too, potentially Aug 8 02:54
- Labour's new anti-late payment package ‘a contractor confidence boost’ Aug 7 00:33
- MSC test cases: Feb 2026 spells certainty for Boox/CK contractors Aug 6 05:36
- Under JSL, agencies are ‘umbrella companies’ if no brollies are present Aug 4 23:06
- How to get paid by a closed (or closing) recruitment agency Aug 4 17:37
- How four HMRC consultations from Spring Statement 2025 are shaping up for contractors Jul 31 14:39
Comment