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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Probably no chance in here, there's a stunning amount of electrical noise.
    I was wrong

    It's set itself correctly.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Just bought a clock from Lidl.

      It's stuck to the window with its little hands going around and
      around and around and around and around
      around and around and around and around
      around and around and around and around
      around and around and around and around
      around and around and around and around
      around and around and around and around
      around and around and around and around
      around and around and around and around
      around and around and around and around

      As it desperately tries to set the time...

      Probably no chance in here, there's a stunning amount of electrical noise.
      Are you winding us up
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Has he got big ears?
        Erm I don't think so
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          I see Diver's got the joke book out
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            I see Diver's got the joke book out
            I put it down to boredom.

            I may go and have a nap shortly.

            Or I might go to Travis Perkins and hire a mini digger to do some landscaping on the garden. I have a load of tree stumps to dig out.

            Decisions Decisions!
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              I put it down to boredom.

              I may go and have a nap shortly.

              Or I might go to Travis Perkins and hire a mini digger to do some landscaping on the garden. I have a load of tree stumps to dig out.

              Decisions Decisions!
              Phone up TP, book the digger for tomorrow, have a nap

              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                I put it down to boredom.

                I may go and have a nap shortly.

                Or I might go to Travis Perkins and hire a mini digger to do some landscaping on the garden. I have a load of tree stumps to dig out.

                Decisions Decisions!
                You need Blaster Bates.

                He had a touch like a bloody midwife when it came to treestumps.

                Shame he's popped his clogs just when he was wanted.

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                  Originally posted by Bear View Post
                  Phone up TP, book the digger for tomorrow, have a nap

                  Just took a walk to the bottom of the garden, Ground is rather waterlogged.
                  May have to install drainage into the stream (That I Covered over )

                  Machine would either bog down or churn it all up, so I will wait for the weather to improve a little
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    ...so I will wait for the weather to improve a little
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Just took a walk to the bottom of the garden, Ground is rather waterlogged.
                      May have to install drainage into the stream (That I Covered over )
                      Was that wise, Diver?

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