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[Diver]

I did get one of those too but - when I took it out of the box it was so big, it seriously scared the life out of me.... it's been in the drawer ever since.... never been used

Big?

I just googled it.

Now I'm strutting round feeling ten feet tall

I always wondered why wifey has never left me

[cailin maith]

Big?

I just googled it.

Now I'm strutting round feeling ten feet tall

I always wondered why wifey has never left me

You sure you looked at the right one - look for the platinum one.... it's scarey as tulip!

[DaveB]

It was very unfair of me to post what I did.

I doubt my son will be diagnosed autistic or even asbergers - but he shows some signs.

90% he is a good lad - very bright, very loving.

The worst moment was when he was standing up - playing with a toy. He divebombed his headcinto (wooden) floor as hard as he could and said "I want to rip my brain out"!!

Luckily seems to be a one-off.

I think not getting on with his teacher this year did not help...

Lol, I wouldn't worry about it, my son is 17 and he still does things like that, otherwise he's perfectly normal, or as normal as teenagers get anyway.

[BrilloPad]

You sure you looked at the right one - look for the platinum one.... it's scarey as tulip!

I certainly wouldn't like one used on me!

[DaveB]

Latest news, the website of the well known Ann Summers lingerie and sex toy chain suffered a failure today after a sudden surge in page views. Site admins were unable to explain the sudden increase in traffic which seemed to originate from an IT Contractors website. A spokesman for the site was unable to explain why it's users were suddenly visiting the Ann Summers site but did note that activity in the popular TPD thread seemed to have dropped off suddenly following a series of posts about wildlife.

Elsewhere KP Foods reported an upsurge of potnoodle sales. It is not known if the two incidents are related.

[cailin maith]

Latest news, the website of the well known Ann Summers lingerie and sex toy chain suffered a failure today after a sudden surge in page views. Site admins were unable to explain the sudden increase in traffic which seemed to originate from an IT Contractors website.

Elsewhere KP Foods reported an upsurge of potnoodle sales. It is not known if the two incidents are related.

Nutter....

[zeitghost]

Mmmmmmm...

Rabbit pie...

Mmmmmmm...


Hello

[zeitghost]

Managed not to electrocute myself cutting the last quarter of the lawn in the rain...

[cailin maith]

Managed not to electrocute myself cutting the last quarter of the lawn in the rain...

Holy tulip, sweety zeity - have you been mowing all that time?

[zeitghost]

watchs mean Byeeee.

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Good morning all!

Morning CM

Morning all.

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