test please delete

[realityhack]

Ah bollox. I've a 'one-to-one' soon with clientrep manager person. Not a good time. My send an outlook message postponing it with the reason: 'For fear of stoving your head in with a keyboard'.

[BrilloPad]

Ah bollox. I've a 'one-to-one' soon with clientrep manager person. Not a good time. My send an outlook message posponing it with the reason: 'For fear of stoving your head in with a keyboard'.

Time for a few posts on http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...t-way-2-a.html first?

[voodooflux]

A career in English Literature perhaps?

Or perhaps a "journalist" for The Sun?

[realityhack]

Time for a few posts on http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...t-way-2-a.html first?

Not just yet, as I've a swathe of effing meetings and I feel murderous. Not unless you want the character to last all of 30 seconds before he's torn apart by a legion of bloodthirsty imps.

[DaveB]

Put it all in caps and it would make as much sense as your average Daily Mail headline

[Bear]

all.

Bear - Think Of The Money.

Ach dammit dagnabbit pantaloons @rse flip thimbles spanners lugnuts twonks monkeybotherers turnips spatulas gimps flibble bleaugh.

I've had it with all this crap.

I may be at the point of hating this gig. Possibly.

'Career' advice needed, before I punch someone.

Grr.

I am! - trouble is, all this thinking about the money has made me realise it's not enough money

[BrilloPad]

Not just yet, as I've a swathe of effing meetings and I feel murderous. Not unless you want the character to last all of 30 seconds before he's torn apart by a legion of bloodthirsty imps.

then we can start on version 3.....

[realityhack]

Put it all in caps and it would make as much sense as your average Daily Mail headline

CONTRACTOR GOES APE - IN PICTURES
Reuters - 06 August 2008
A stand-off is still underway at Large Bank today involving Armed Police, The Samaritans, and a Contractor, who has strangled several permies with keyboard and mouse cables, and severely beaten others with various items of office furniture. He has stripped down to his Sensible underwear, painted war stripes on his face using the vending machine tomato soup, and appears to be helbent on torturing members of Large Bank's key R&D employees in a methodical fashion.
The police haven't taken any action as yet. A police spokesperson was heard to say 'His grievances seem fair enough, they probably deserve it, we'll intervene if he attacks any of the other contractors'.

[BrilloPad]

I am! - trouble is, all this thinking about the money has made me realise it's not enough money

How much is enough?

[BrilloPad]

CONTRACTOR GOES APE - IN PICTURES
Reuters - 06 August 2008
A stand-off is still underway at Large Bank today involving Armed Police, The Samaritans, and a Contractor, who has strangled several permies with keyboard and mouse cables, and severely beaten others with various items of office furniture. He has stripped down to his Sensible underwear, painted war stripes on his face using the vending machine tomato soup, and appears to be helbent on torturing members of Large Bank's key R&D employees in a methodical fashion.
The police haven't taken any action as yet. A police spokesperson was heard to say 'His grievances seem fair enough, they probably deserve it, we'll intervene if he attacks any of the other contractors'.

Too much information....