Ah bollox. I've a 'one-to-one' soon with clientrep manager person. Not a good time. My send an outlook message postponing it with the reason: 'For fear of stoving your head in with a keyboard'.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostAh bollox. I've a 'one-to-one' soon with clientrep manager person. Not a good time. My send an outlook message posponing it with the reason: 'For fear of stoving your head in with a keyboard'.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostA career in English Literature perhaps?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTime for a few posts on http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...t-way-2-a.html first?Comment
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Put it all in caps and it would make as much sense as your average Daily Mail headline"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Postall.
Bear - Think Of The Money.
Ach dammit dagnabbit pantaloons @rse flip thimbles spanners lugnuts twonks monkeybotherers turnips spatulas gimps flibble bleaugh.
I've had it with all this crap.
I may be at the point of hating this gig. Possibly.
'Career' advice needed, before I punch someone.
Grr.
I am! - trouble is, all this thinking about the money has made me realise it's not enough moneySi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostNot just yet, as I've a swathe of effing meetings and I feel murderous. Not unless you want the character to last all of 30 seconds before he's torn apart by a legion of bloodthirsty imps.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostPut it all in caps and it would make as much sense as your average Daily Mail headline
Reuters - 06 August 2008
A stand-off is still underway at Large Bank today involving Armed Police, The Samaritans, and a Contractor, who has strangled several permies with keyboard and mouse cables, and severely beaten others with various items of office furniture. He has stripped down to his Sensible underwear, painted war stripes on his face using the vending machine tomato soup, and appears to be helbent on torturing members of Large Bank's key R&D employees in a methodical fashion.
The police haven't taken any action as yet. A police spokesperson was heard to say 'His grievances seem fair enough, they probably deserve it, we'll intervene if he attacks any of the other contractors'.Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostI am! - trouble is, all this thinking about the money has made me realise it's not enough moneyComment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostCONTRACTOR GOES APE - IN PICTURES
Reuters - 06 August 2008
A stand-off is still underway at Large Bank today involving Armed Police, The Samaritans, and a Contractor, who has strangled several permies with keyboard and mouse cables, and severely beaten others with various items of office furniture. He has stripped down to his Sensible underwear, painted war stripes on his face using the vending machine tomato soup, and appears to be helbent on torturing members of Large Bank's key R&D employees in a methodical fashion.
The police haven't taken any action as yet. A police spokesperson was heard to say 'His grievances seem fair enough, they probably deserve it, we'll intervene if he attacks any of the other contractors'.Comment
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