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I like toasted teacakes.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWell, two toasted teacakes, actually
Though I don't toast them.
I warm them up in the microwave.
It's a Giant Alien Lizard thing.Comment
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Thanks monkey, I was close.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
I wonder if there is some kind of syndrome that means you add extra letters to words.Comment
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Ahah, that's who Sarah Jesssica Parker reminded me of at the SATC premièreOriginally posted by NickFitz View Post
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We Giant Alien Lizards are wise enough to avoid the combination of coffee and turkish delight... it makes us feel ill.Originally posted by boo.boo View PostI just had a cup of coffe and a turkish delight, now I feel ill.
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Very wise.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWe Giant Alien Lizards are wise enough to avoid the combination of coffee and turkish delight... it makes us feel ill.Comment
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She reminded you of an orangutan?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAhah, that's who Sarah Jesssica Parker reminded me of at the SATC première
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Of that particular one... compare the two photosOriginally posted by boo.boo View PostShe reminded you of an orangutan?
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The orangutan is much cuter.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostOf that particular one... compare the two photos
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