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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Ouch! Now I'm reminded of a scene from Final Destination 3.
    Possibly inspired by the news report about that peculiar incident

    I can't be bothered to check the dates for any correlation because my foot is ABSOLUTELY SODDING KILLING ME and that's the first time I have purposely engaged the CapsLock key (yes, Macs have them) for donkety-donkeys' years

    However, do you see how I took advantage of that typo up there to create what I think is a moderately amusing phrase, or term

    "donkety-donkey" - I quite like that

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      OW! OW! OW!

      I'm sitting down now, FFS - stop hurting me

      When I worked for Age Concern visiting housebound people they would complain about the pain they experienced from arthritis.

      I was in my twenties then, and although I could sympathise, it's only now that it's happening to me that I can empathise.

      But of course they're all dead now (otherwise they'd be in the Guinness Book of Records) so all I can say is... I always believed you, and wished I could help you, and I'm sorry I couldn't help any more than medical science could. Still, I hope I cheered you up occasionally, even if I couldn't stop the pain.

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        morning

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            Morning
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Morning


              how are you?

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                Morning all

                Nail gun

                Did I tell you about the time I nailed my thumb between two pieces of timber when I was building the airing cupboard for this house?

                No!

                Don't even go there
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                  how are you?


                  Grand thanks..... been in the office since 6.30am
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Morning all

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      Morning all
                      Hey Monkey

                      hows your throat?
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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