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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI don't think its meant to put you to sleepComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhy is a Blow Job, called a Blow Job?
I was thinking exactly the same on the train yesterday!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYour g/f is a sweetheart.....
Today was the gardener - he cut the lawn (cos of my slipped disk), refixed the blender to the kitchen wall, repaired catflap in garage door and dug out under the swings....Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View Post
I was thinking exactly the same on the train yesterday!
http://groups.msn.com/AlmostImpossib...80968537562642
You're not gonna believe this, but:
Blow Job refers to a guy whos washing windows on a skyscraper.
He's doing a job, up where its windy and blowy.
He's doing a blowy job, the "y" has just been omitted due to lazyness.
I have no idea whatsoever on what all the others are talking about.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postlurkers out!!!!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
I bet you all swap nasty PMs behind my back!!
Anyway, even if one is not paranoid does not mean they are not out to get one.Comment
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