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Hey Folks
Stupidly busy at the moment!
And it looks like the travelling is about to start
3 days out next weekSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHello you
Ok - good point but still.......Comment
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So Guys
What's the plan for cheering CM up?
Anyone got any ideasSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostIts more than Mrs M got this morning, not even a kiss goodbye this morning..
Originally posted by Bear View PostSo Guys
What's the plan for cheering CM up?
Anyone got any ideasBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostSo Guys
What's the plan for cheering CM up?
Anyone got any ideas
or telling her a joke about english man, irish man, scottish man.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostFFS - Remember when I said I needed cheering up - I wasn't messing......
Where are ye?
Clientco want to renew my contract for another 2 months.
In the forthcoming meeting I'm tempted to raise my rate by 50% out of spite.
Thinking of how I can justify this after practically doing nothing for the past month.
Only justification for the rate rise I've thought of at the mo is: 'because it'll make it marginally less painful having to turn up and deal with you sorry little tulipbags'.
An angry contractor is a dangerous contractor.
But... love and cuddles for you today CM.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post
But... love and cuddles for you today CM.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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I know its not the joke thread but here goes -
A family are driving behind a bin lorry when a dildo flies out ad hits their windscreen.
Embarrassed and the protect her young childrens innocence the woman
says "Golly gosh, that was a big insect!"
to which one of the children replies
"I'm surprised it can fly with a cock like that!"Comment
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