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We've just got back from a weekend away.
Special offer: dinner bed & breakfast for the price of bed & breakfast.
The dinner bill was £94.
I said "No, it is included."
"Only up to £25".
The main courses started at about £18... we both had 3 courses.
Thieving gits.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostWell I did have a date tonight.
I went ... shame the other person didn't. Yep I got stood up.
Sockpuppet's ego loses 5 xeno pride points.
Huggy hug.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWe've just got back from a weekend away.
Special offer: dinner bed & breakfast for the price of bed & breakfast.
The dinner bill was £94.
I said "No, it is included."
"Only up to £25".
The main courses started at about £18... we both had 3 courses.
Thieving gits.
Though it was a nice hotel - the priest house near Donnington race circuit?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThere are 2 general stores. A cheque cash place. A Kitchen company. A ball-bearing shop. A fancy dress shop. A restaurant. The watch shop is closing down though.
I know what a ball-bearing mousetrap is, but not a ball-bearing shop.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWTF is a ball-bearing shop?
I know what a ball-bearing mousetrap is, but not a ball-bearing shop.
http://www.fiveways-bearings.co.uk/Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostPah!
Ethylene, ethane, it started with an "eth"...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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