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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Good bye Giant Alien Lizard.

    Wavey wave.

    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I feel like the pot noodling skeleton.

    Nobody to play with.

    Night, night.

    Wavey wave.

    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Good morning!!!

    Ah well, another day nearer to the door...

    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

    Originally posted by Diver View Post

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      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      wahay...... its Friday

      Morning all

      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Morning all

      Originally posted by kali View Post
      Morning all

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        v v busy day at clientco...

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          As far as I'm concerned, yes.
          Awwww thank you Zeity!
          Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
          "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
          Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


            v v busy day at clientco...
            planning your next super hero adventure

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              going looking for flooring tomorrow while the plasterer plasters. He is kindly coming at 8am, so there goes the lie in.

              How come we are having the walls skimmed so it will be a doddle to paint, yet the Mrs wants to look for wall paper - WTF is that about.
              My wife insisted on the whole house being re-plastered so that she never has to hang wallpaper again.

              The original idea of wallpaper is to cover badly plastered or damaged walls.
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by Diver
                My wife insisted on the whole house being re-plastered so that she never has to hang wallpaper again.
                I "think" she wants to make the fire place wall a "feature". I said doesn't the fireplace alone do that ? maybe with an contrast colour, but she wants some fancy swanky paper for that wall....

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                  women eh - can't live em, can't live with em.

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    and now ?





                    5*

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                    114,000

                    !!!

                    !!!Millennium!!!

                    !!!

                    Merely for completeness or something

                    My generosity knows no bounds!

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      women eh - can't live em, can't live with em.


                      Duties of Wives!

                      Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
                      Given their new wives duties.

                      Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he
                      had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework.
                      He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came
                      home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

                      Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had
                      given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
                      the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
                      The next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
                      dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

                      The third man had married a Welsh girl. He boasted that he
                      told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
                      laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot
                      meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
                      anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most
                      of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
                      left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
                      call a handyman.
                      God Bless Welsh Women


                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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