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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostThe missus is out tonight and I let the little one stop up and watch the fox and the hound....
bad mistake, she went to bed crying..
I think the eldest will be going to bed at 10.30, then I can do stuff
"Wow dad, that croc just bit that mans head off!!!"
"Yes son. Don't tell your mother."Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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With the eldest being 11, I think watching a PG is fairly safe
Although I do have the sky+ shooter next to me just incase.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postcurrently downloading visual web developer 2008 - will see how it goes..Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postcertainly isConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWhere? Buddy, chum pal, mate, compadre?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postcurrently downloading visual web developer 2008 - will see how it goes..
Another contractor and I were having a laugh a while ago about the ridiculous naming system MS uses for their products... especially when you get all that with something like "Release Candidate 2" added onto the endComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostA man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues
were:
1. The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.
2. The fourth number is one more than the second number.
3. The first number is one less than twice the second number.
4. The second number plus the third number equals ten.
5. The sum of all five numbers is 30.
What were the five numbers and in what order?
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8My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHas anyone seen RichardCranium around? misssing since midnight!
come back RC!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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