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The missus is out tonight and I let the little one stop up and watch the fox and the hound....
bad mistake, she went to bed crying..
I think the eldest will be going to bed at 10.30, then I can do stuff
I remember some years ago I was "left in charge" and the eldest (he was around 4 at the time) fell asleep with me on the sofa while I was watching "Lake Placid". He happened to wake up at the moment when a crocodile was about to bite a chaps head off, and unable to reach for the remote I attempted to distract him. With no success whatsoever. Happily (?) he seemed to be quite impressed with that particular scene...
"Wow dad, that croc just bit that mans head off!!!"
"Yes son. Don't tell your mother."
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?
currently downloading visual web developer 2008 - will see how it goes..
Microsoft® Visual Web Developer™ 2008 Express Edition
Another contractor and I were having a laugh a while ago about the ridiculous naming system MS uses for their products... especially when you get all that with something like "Release Candidate 2" added onto the end
A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues
were:
1. The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.
2. The fourth number is one more than the second number.
3. The first number is one less than twice the second number.
4. The second number plus the third number equals ten.
5. The sum of all five numbers is 30.
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