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Erm, where in his post did he say he used his hands?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYep indeedy

St Tropez 
I hope you washed your hands afterwards..... it's a f*cker to get off your palms...
Think creative...
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Why would I need to wash my hands, I've always applied it with latex gloves on.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I hope you washed your hands afterwards..... it's a f*cker to get off your palms...
Last night though we didn't have any, so I used yellow marigolds.
Its great snapping them on and saying touch your toes girls, I've got to perform a search
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostWhy would I need to wash my hands, I've always applied it with latex gloves on.
Last night though we didn't have any, so I used yellow marigolds.
Its great snapping them on and saying touch your toes girls, I've got to perform a search
Marigolds ouch.... but it sounds like you did have fun
I'm not very good at applying the tan so it goes everywhere
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The gloves didn't hurt that muchOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
Marigolds ouch.... but it sounds like you did have fun
I'm not very good at applying the tan so it goes everywhere

But I must be getting better at it as it appears quite even.
I even french polished her toe nails on Wednesday and then did some nail art and jewels. How good am I
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEvening denizens

Where's my pork pie?
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postevening ED

Course you wereOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWas I not missed then?

Is okOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostThank you kind Sir
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBed time..... night boys and girls....

Sleep tight... er... whatever.
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostThe gloves didn't hurt that much
But I must be getting better at it as it appears quite even.
I even french polished her toe nails on Wednesday and then did some nail art and jewels. How good am I

5x - you live with too many girls! They're turning you into one of them!
I suggest you get yourself down the local gun club followed by the local rugby club and embrace the testosterone!!
Oh
morning btw
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostThe gloves didn't hurt that much
But I must be getting better at it as it appears quite even.
I even french polished her toe nails on Wednesday and then did some nail art and jewels. How good am I
Wow - you are too good to be true 
Hey sweety zeityOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all

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