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[Bear]

Hi chimp



Ted..... quit thinking about my knickers.... at least till tomorrow

I can't now!

You'd best describe them (or email some pics) - then i'll be fine

[cailin maith]

I can't now!

You'd best describe them (or email some pics) - then i'll be fine

Nutter

[Diver]

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600
employees and has the following statistics ?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
4 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organization is this ?





It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out
hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

[zeitghost]

Morning denizens

I see the smileys have moved around again

[Bear]

Strange

The first thing that came into my mind wasn't a blue monkey!

It was £500 taken from a really sad tenant in one of your houses?

[Diver]

It was £500 taken from a really sad tenant in one of your houses?

£550 - rents gone up

[Bear]

That is a bit like asking someone NOT to think of a blue monkey - what is the first thing that comes to mind?

Put 'blue monkey' into urban dictionary - then see what comes to mind.

[BrilloPad]

Put 'blue monkey' into urban dictionary - then see what comes to mind.

Is it SFW? I think I shall wait until 5pm just in case...

[BrilloPad]

Strange

The first thing that came into my mind wasn't a blue monkey!

It was a sandwich?

This diet is killing me

How much have you lost so far?
Are you following a particular regime? (e.g. weight watchers).
Are you doing more exercise?

[NickFitz]

Hi chimp

Hi Carling