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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Have you done all your holiday shopping?
She likes to start earlyConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostEarl Grey with milk?Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues
were:
1. The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.
2. The fourth number is one more than the second number.
3. The first number is one less than twice the second number.
4. The second number plus the third number equals ten.
5. The sum of all five numbers is 30.
What were the five numbers and in what order?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostA man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues
were:
1. The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.
2. The fourth number is one more than the second number.
3. The first number is one less than twice the second number.
4. The second number plus the third number equals ten.
5. The sum of all five numbers is 30.
What were the five numbers and in what order?Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostEarl Grey with milk?
Nearly - got my sun cream and stuff nowComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostMy fliping wife bought a Xmas present for the girls on the weekend
She likes to start earlyComment
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