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Originally posted by Diver View PostMorning Hairy Hooligan
Just got back from the post office, parcels un-posted due to huge queue of drooling idiots who have left it til the last possible moment again to renew their car tax
I've suggested a Plan B for you over in General
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postmorning Nick
How is the bench? Applying yet?
Not yet... might have a glance at Jobserve later, just out of idle curiosity.
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Weather reports coming through OK?Comment
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostWell the new kickboxing permie girl started today and she's a howler. There goes that fantasy.
<casting mind back>
there was one lass, tanned, straightened blonde hair, very trim
black and pink silk trousers, fitted top..
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gf has just ordered 200 cornstarch bags from council. WE put all food waste in 1 bin now - and suprise suprise we have maggots...Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI've seen some right grim ones, but I've also seen a couple of cracker jacks.
<casting mind back>
there was one lass, tanned, straightened blonde hair, very trim
black and pink silk trousers, fitted top..
</casting mind back>Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Morning all
Originally posted by Diver View PostMorning Hairy Hooligan
Just got back from the post office, parcels un-posted due to huge queue of drooling idiots who have left it til the last possible moment again to renew their car tax
Financially astute would be a better term...
Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI've seen some right grim ones, but I've also seen a couple of cracker jacks.
<casting mind back>
there was one lass, tanned, straightened blonde hair, very trim
black and pink silk trousers, fitted top..
</casting mind back>Comment
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Originally posted by kali View PostMorning all
We do that purely to avoid giving the government our money as late as possible so appreciate it if you don't generalise and call us idiots...
Financially astute would be a better term...
Financially ArseTootConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Why wait until Friday, reply today you coward and be prepared for a hard thrash from the girlsComment
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