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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Morning denizens

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      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Hi Chimp
      Hi angel

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Morning Hairy Hooligan

        Just got back from the post office, parcels un-posted due to huge queue of drooling idiots who have left it til the last possible moment again to renew their car tax
        Hi Diver

        I've suggested a Plan B for you over in General

        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        morning Nick

        How is the bench? Applying yet?
        Hi Scourer

        Not yet... might have a glance at Jobserve later, just out of idle curiosity.

        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Hi Zeity

        Weather reports coming through OK?

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          Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
          Well the new kickboxing permie girl started today and she's a howler. There goes that fantasy.
          I've seen some right grim ones, but I've also seen a couple of cracker jacks.

          <casting mind back>

          there was one lass, tanned, straightened blonde hair, very trim
          black and pink silk trousers, fitted top..

          </casting mind back>

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            gf has just ordered 200 cornstarch bags from council. WE put all food waste in 1 bin now - and suprise suprise we have maggots...

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              I've seen some right grim ones, but I've also seen a couple of cracker jacks.

              <casting mind back>

              there was one lass, tanned, straightened blonde hair, very trim
              black and pink silk trousers, fitted top..

              </casting mind back>
              That would have been me in drag
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Morning all


                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Morning Hairy Hooligan

                Just got back from the post office, parcels un-posted due to huge queue of drooling idiots who have left it til the last possible moment again to renew their car tax
                We do that purely to avoid giving the government our money as late as possible so I'd appreciate it if you don't generalise and call us idiots...

                Financially astute would be a better term...

                Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
                "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
                Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  I've seen some right grim ones, but I've also seen a couple of cracker jacks.

                  <casting mind back>

                  there was one lass, tanned, straightened blonde hair, very trim
                  black and pink silk trousers, fitted top..

                  </casting mind back>
                  I shall reply to that on smutty FRiday...

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                    Originally posted by kali View Post
                    Morning all




                    We do that purely to avoid giving the government our money as late as possible so appreciate it if you don't generalise and call us idiots...

                    Financially astute would be a better term...

                    Sorry!

                    Financially ArseToot
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Why wait until Friday, reply today you coward and be prepared for a hard thrash from the girls

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