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And how is the bench? All this time off - so few techie posts!Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

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I'm not surprised - you'd need a big cake tin. And I think it's probably illegal too.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postohhh yess!! gf bought a fresh loaf today(I wanted her to bake bread but its too much with 3 kids).
Chuck 'em in the chip pan.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo after tea tonight it is jam butties for me!
Lug stale butties.
Should be stale bread though.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Humphrey Liltleton on Radio 4.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Crisp sandwich for me tonight..... and I am soooooooo looking forward to it - at home we'd call it a tayto sandwich
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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With no cheese in it?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCrisp sandwich for me tonight..... and I am soooooooo looking forward to it - at home we'd call it a tayto sandwich
Bung some ketchup in instead.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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They'll be cheese and onion crisps.....Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWith no cheese in it?
Bung some ketchup in instead.
don't do ketchup
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Right you are. It's HP sauce with cheese & onion crisps.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThey'll be cheese and onion crisps.....
don't do ketchupMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Wavey wave.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Hello...

Hello to you too. Been out scaring any bobbies lately?
Wavey wave.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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