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[EqualOpportunities]

Monkey..... you can't say that.....

But he's right - they have such tiny fingers.

Jeez, I wish I was a young whipper snapper

Who cares as long as you're happy mate. But anyway, my age is wasted on me - I'm really a 50 year old trapped in this body

[voodooflux]

Evening everyone. Just off out to the chippy - anyone want anything?

[cailin maith]

Right I am off to do some tidying up - like I had planned over an hour ago

Have a great time, Monkey

[EqualOpportunities]

Please tell me it was a joke about the shirts then...... if you are 29 and wearing Dad shirts, you need a good

No, no - not a joke. YSL doesn't go with breeks, a flat cap and a 12 bore

[FiveTimes]

Right I am off to do some tidying up - like I had planned over an hour ago

Have a great time, Monkey

Will do

Time for a shave and then a swift one

[NickFitz]

Having crashed out very late (even by my standards) after Solstice sunrise, I'd hardly been asleep any time before I was woken (at 8am) by repeated banging on the front door and ringing of my doorbell.

Assuming that this was the postman trying to deliver the Amazon order I'd been expecting, I leapt out of bed, threw on jeans and a t-shirt and, half asleep, scuttled downstairs to the front door where somebody in a hi-vis jacket could be seen through the glass.

Upon opening the door I found that the place on his jacket where one might have expected to see the Royal Mail logo instead said "Police", and that there were two more chaps similarly attired stood just out of view of the door

"Morning, we just need to check a couple of flats - which one are you?"

"x..." I replied, still trying to get my head together in the face of this unexpected visitation.

"Ah, not yours then, if we can just..." <walk past me into hall> "...which one's y? This one is it?" <starts hammering repeatedly on flat door> "Thanks very much, much appreciated!"



Not really looking forward to meeting my neighbours in the hall now...

Although I don't think they found anybody in - for all I know the guy's moved. Not sure which other flat they were trying - I didn't hear them come upstairs

[BrilloPad]

Please tell me it was a joke about the shirts then...... if you are 29 and wearing Dad shirts, you need a good

Any excuse

[BrilloPad]

Having crashed out very late (even by my standards) after Solstice sunrise, I'd hardly been asleep any time before I was woken (at 8am) by repeated banging on the front door and ringing of my doorbell.

Assuming that this was the postman trying to deliver the Amazon order I'd been expecting, I leapt out of bed, threw on jeans and a t-shirt and, half asleep, scuttled downstairs to the front door where somebody in a hi-vis jacket could be seen through the glass.

Upon opening the door I found that the place on his jacket where one might have expected to see the Royal Mail logo instead said "Police", and that there were two more chaps similarly attired stood just out of view of the door

"Morning, we just need to check a couple of flats - which one are you?"

"x..." I replied, still trying to get my head together in the face of this unexpected visitation.

"Ah, not yours then, if we can just..." <walk past me into hall> "...which one's y? This one is it?" <starts hammering repeatedly on flat door> "Thanks very much, much appreciated!"



Not really looking forward to meeting my neighbours in the hall now...

Although I don't think they found anybody in - for all I know the guy's moved. Not sure which other flat they were trying - I didn't hear them come upstairs

Is THAT your defence? I reckon you are in for a long stretch!

[BrilloPad]

Is THAT your defence? I reckon you are in for a long stretch!

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[RichardCranium]

Happy birthday!

Thank you, kind ape.

Automatically a hippy, just for being born today?

Abso-friggin-lutely!