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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    I would not pay to have sex with you. If fact I wouldnt want to get anywhere near you.
    That'll be because of the restraining order CM has out on you.

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      Originally posted by tay View Post
      Given you are now apparently an escort (whore), I def dont want you touching me.
      Once you've moved on from your Spot books and grow a pair of cajooners you might get strange feelings.... Those feelings might even include women not NZ lamb

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Telford, isn't it?
        Isn't that near Wrexham?

        Ish.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Isn't that near Wrexham?

          Ish.
          41 miles as the truck drives.

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            Once you've moved on from your Spot books and grow a pair of cajooners you might get strange feelings.... Those feelings might even include women not NZ lamb
            Do you mean cojones?

            I thought cajooners were ladies wobbly bits!

            Ah well.

            Btw Tay, we all end up paying in the end.

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              Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
              Two words: vagina dentata



              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Oh sweetie.... you don't need to pretend... TPD is the thread of love....



              Huh?
              It's got teeth?

              Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
              I was implying he was scared of females Damn my classical education.
              I always check first myself...

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                That'll be because of the restraining order CM has out on you.
                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                Once you've moved on from your Spot books and grow a pair of cajooners you might get strange feelings.... Those feelings might even include women not NZ lamb
                Thanks Monkey!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Do you mean cojones?

                  I thought cajooners were ladies wobbly bits!

                  Ah well.

                  Btw Tay, we all end up paying in the end.
                  Mr cynical....
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Mr cynical....
                    Yet to be proven wrong darling!

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                      I need a wee
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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