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    #103501
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Hair pulling is always allowed, Ted
    a little bit of bdsm never hurt anyone....

    .
    .

    .....oh wait...
    Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
    "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
    Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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      #103502
      Afternoon denizens

      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Paradigm shift goes down well too...
      I once secured a contract by judicious (i.e. correct) use of the word "paradigm"

      Me: "Most people struggle with XSLT because they don't realise that you have to think differently about programming when using a declarative language - it's a different paradigm."

      Interviewer: "EXACTLY! That's what people don't get! You're obviously the chap we've been looking for!"

      He actually shouted "Exactly", he was so excited

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        #103503
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Because I am really a 20 stone trucker from (can't remember, where am I from Zeity?) someplace.

        Oh and I'm a man too
        Telford, isn't it?

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          #103504
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          this spanish inquisition thing..... have I missed something
          A sketch from Monty Pythons Flyimg Circus - probably find it on YouTube

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            #103505
            Originally posted by kali View Post
            a little bit of bdsm never hurt anyone....

            .
            .

            .....oh wait...


            You girls!
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              #103506
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Chimp will vouch for me.... he spotted me first at the Christmas do
              Hard to miss

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                #103507
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Hard to miss
                Ambiguous! Either she's a total babe, or could smash mirrors for a living.
                Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                  #103508
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Hard to miss
                  I hope you mean 'cos of my stripy top
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #103509
                    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                    Ambiguous! Either she's a total babe, or could smash mirrors for a living.
                    Mirror smashing..... God it was awful - glass everywhere....
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #103510
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Because I am really a 20 stone trucker from (can't remember, where am I from Zeity?) someplace.
                      Woking.

                      I still thinkyou are a trucker called Bazza from Woking.

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