• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

test please delete

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Although he was around the corner from the entrance, so it was only when I actually went out into the road that he knew I was waiting

    Diagram:
    Code:
    ----------------------------------------------------
                              Road
               His Car
    ----------|       |----------------------------------
              |       |
              |       |   /Bay Window\    /Bay Window\
              |       |---------------|---------------|
              | Gate  |               |        Him    |
              |-------|               |               |
    JUst as well you didn't put a brick through his window! Or were you bigger than him?

    Comment


      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      JUst as well you didn't put a brick through his window! Or were you bigger than him?
      No, he was a big bugger with a shaved head. Anyway, being English, when he asked if I wanted him to move I just said "Oh, thanks very much" despite the fact that I'd been cursing him silently for an hour

      Comment


        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        I wanted to be a ballet dancer.

        But they said my claws were too long.
        Did you have someone to pas de deux with?
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

        Comment


          Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
          i appear to have started the day by annoying some self-righteous 'entrepreneurs' on the Acocunting board
          I should have thought annoying people on an Acocunting board would be quite easy.

          Coincidentally, I managed to upset the management acocuntant at work today by criticising his use of accruals in project acocunting. I must make a point of telling people tomorrow all about my experiences with the management acocuntant.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

          Comment


            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            I've just deleted 319 emails.
            That should teach the Bursar not to leave his PC unattended.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

            Comment


              Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
              P.S. who keeps voting in favour of deleting this thread? we're losing
              I haven't voted yet. Shall I sell my vote on eBay?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

              Comment


                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                How long is a yard?
                From the back wall to the edge of the path.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                Comment


                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  IMO all imperial units should be scrapped.
                  IMO use of imperial units should be a criminal offence.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                  Comment


                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    good point - I must go to the recycling bank sometime. They dont collect clothes, small electricals or batteries. Just as well we have a big porsche to store them all in.
                    WOW!!! Life as a contractor, eh?

                    Keeping sports cars just for storing your rubbish.

                    How kewl is that?
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                    Comment


                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Some imbecile has parked their car right across the drive to the parking area out back, thereby inconveniencing at least thirty separate households and causing a serious hazard in case of a fire or something
                      One of the advantages of driving a large, powerful but very old car, is I have no qualms any more about pushing ohther cars out of the way with it.

                      No claims bonus? Wossat? I ain't got one to lose, so why care?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X