test please delete

[BrilloPad]

Although he was around the corner from the entrance, so it was only when I actually went out into the road that he knew I was waiting

Diagram:

----------------------------------------------------
                          Road
           His Car
----------|       |----------------------------------
          |       |
          |       |   /Bay Window\    /Bay Window\
          |       |---------------|---------------|
          | Gate  |               |        Him    |
          |-------|               |               |

JUst as well you didn't put a brick through his window! Or were you bigger than him?

[NickFitz]

JUst as well you didn't put a brick through his window! Or were you bigger than him?

No, he was a big bugger with a shaved head. Anyway, being English, when he asked if I wanted him to move I just said "Oh, thanks very much" despite the fact that I'd been cursing him silently for an hour

[RichardCranium]

I wanted to be a ballet dancer.

But they said my claws were too long.

Did you have someone to pas de deux with?

[RichardCranium]

i appear to have started the day by annoying some self-righteous 'entrepreneurs' on the Acocunting board

I should have thought annoying people on an Acocunting board would be quite easy.

Coincidentally, I managed to upset the management acocuntant at work today by criticising his use of accruals in project acocunting. I must make a point of telling people tomorrow all about my experiences with the management acocuntant.

[RichardCranium]

I've just deleted 319 emails.

That should teach the Bursar not to leave his PC unattended.

[RichardCranium]

P.S. who keeps voting in favour of deleting this thread? we're losing

I haven't voted yet. Shall I sell my vote on eBay?

[RichardCranium]

How long is a yard?

From the back wall to the edge of the path.

[RichardCranium]

IMO all imperial units should be scrapped.

IMO use of imperial units should be a criminal offence.

[RichardCranium]

good point - I must go to the recycling bank sometime. They dont collect clothes, small electricals or batteries. Just as well we have a big porsche to store them all in.

WOW!!! Life as a contractor, eh?

Keeping sports cars just for storing your rubbish.

How kewl is that?

[RichardCranium]

Some imbecile has parked their car right across the drive to the parking area out back, thereby inconveniencing at least thirty separate households and causing a serious hazard in case of a fire or something

One of the advantages of driving a large, powerful but very old car, is I have no qualms any more about pushing ohther cars out of the way with it.

No claims bonus? Wossat? I ain't got one to lose, so why care?