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It could be worse, if you were a praying mantis, she'd have to eat your brain before you shot your load!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI might try that sometime on the gf - when I am tired of being attached to my nads.
I wonder if any women enjoy that sort of thing?Comment
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I'd like to know the answer to this as well - how do we find out?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI might try that sometime on the gf - when I am tired of being attached to my nads.
I wonder if any women enjoy that sort of thing?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Most can't rememberOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI might try that sometime on the gf - when I am tired of being attached to my nads.
I wonder if any women enjoy that sort of thing?Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt could be worse, if you were a praying mantis, she'd have to eat your brain before you shot your load!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Would the porridge gun still work without a brain?Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt could be worse, if you were a praying mantis, she'd have to eat your brain before you shot your load!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt could be worse, if you were a praying mantis, she'd have to eat your brain before you shot your load!
Or a fox where they clamp you tight as you shoot your load - then dont release you for 30 minutes!Comment
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No wonder you get through your boyfriends so quick!!!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


I know the drill - face the wall and bend over...Comment
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I will try it on the mistress and report back. Now I just need to get a mistress...Originally posted by Jog On View PostI'd like to know the answer to this as well - how do we find out?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNo wonder you get through your boyfriends so quick!!!
I know the drill - face the wall and bend over...
You're learning
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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