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    #id
    In theory I should have moved desks today - but I am still in the dungeon.

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      #id
      Unemployment 1 %
      Transport 99 %
      Criminality 1 %
      Pollution 3 %

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        Some bint in the warehouse just crashed one of these http://www.jungheinrich.co.uk/genera...a=en&ty_id=190 into another one at full pelt.

        Now 2 fork lift trucks hitting each other is not the end of the world but these are custom built for the warehouse, lift to +10 meters, use wire guidance on the floors etc. Both are write offs. We have ~70 on site.

        Cost per unit: £230,000

        Nearly half a mill in pieces now

        Its great when its not you that's ****ed up spectacularly.

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          #id
          Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post


          Some bint in the warehouse just crashed one of these http://www.jungheinrich.co.uk/genera...a=en&ty_id=190 into another one at full pelt.

          Now 2 fork lift trucks hitting each other is not the end of the world but these are custom built for the warehouse, lift to +10 meters, use wire guidance on the floors etc. Both are write offs. We have ~70 on site.

          Cost per unit: £230,000

          Nearly half a mill in pieces now

          Its great when its not you that's ****ed up spectacularly.


          When I bought a new house in Wandsworth in 1998, a cherry picker driver let a 10 year old boy drive. Nearly took out a house - but swerved and wrote-off a sports car and a transit.

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            #id


            Morning all

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              #id
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


              Morning all



              How are you doing?

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                #id
                I let the train take the strain this morning...

                But stone me, that frigging hill is steep...

                Though it should be said that in my idiocy I took a "shortcut" which must be the steepest hill I've been up in a while.

                Thought I was going to die by the top of it...

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                  How are you doing?
                  Knackered.

                  However, it's all downhill going home

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                    #id
                    morning all

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      Morning Kids.

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