test please delete

[BrilloPad]

Ach, grr, bollox.

General is a buzzing hive of activity.

I don't think I have ever seen you like this? Usually you are the voice of calm and reason...

Are you going to go over to general and kick something off?

<holds back RH to cries of "they aren't worth it">

[BrilloPad]

The latest version of my CV's gone walkabout. Will have to write large chunks of the stupid bleedin' thing from scratch.

Well then you can make up a new one! What skills are needed for the best rates at the moment?

[realityhack]

I've just told them I shall kill them all.

I'm probably not feeling myself. Enough.


Grumble.

[realityhack]

Well then you can make up a new one! What skills are needed for the best rates at the moment?

How do I word a CV for maximum possible cash in return for minimum effort?

My personal statement will read something like: Give me a contract. I'm giving up smoking at the moment, so failure to comply with my wishes will result in extreme and personal violence. Any video-recordings I take of such gratuitous violence remain my own intellectual property. I shall bill for any dry-cleaning bills from your spilt blood and brain fluids. Thank you.

[BrilloPad]

I've just told them I shall kill them all.

I'm probably not feeling myself. Enough.


Grumble.

days like today are just to be survived.

tomorrow is a new day.

[BrilloPad]

How do I word a CV for maximum possible cash in return for minimum effort?

My personal statement will read something like: Give me a contract. I'm giving up smoking at the moment, so failure to comply with my wishes will result in extreme and personal violence. Any video-recordings I take of such gratuitous violence remain my own intellectual property. I shall bill for any dry-cleaning bills from your spilt blood and brain fluids. Thank you.

Ah yes. The Ronnie Kray CV.

[Bear]

CM - can you continue talking about French and Irish Orals please. It's like having smutty friday on a Tuesday

[NickFitz]

CM - can you continue talking about French and Irish Orals please. It's like having smutty friday on a Tuesday

We all love Carling's stories about orals

[cailin maith]

I thought you were the only one in the office?

Did you being the bottle back to your desk?

I am!

stayed out for 2 hours

[cailin maith]

CM - can you continue talking about French and Irish Orals please. It's like having smutty friday on a Tuesday

We all love Carling's stories about orals

You lot are so rude - heres me trying to raise the standards and you log dragging me into the gutter!!!