All Cretans are liars.
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You cannot force me to think.Originally posted by sasguru View Post"All Cretans are liars" was first said by a Cretan.
Discuss.
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Sorry, we can't discuss that. It doesn't involve doom or house prices.Originally posted by sasguru View Post"All Cretans are liars" was first said by a Cretan.
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostSorry, we can't discuss that. It doesn't involve doom or house prices.
or swine flu!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I believe that's covered by doomOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
or swine flu!
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Hmm - Cretans...
He is obviously imbibing those people with attributes from the ancient Cretan civilisation...
Didn't they jump bulls with their boobies hanging out?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Did you just mention n@rks?Originally posted by cojak View PostHmm - Cretans...
He is obviously imbibing those people with attributes from the ancient Cretan civilisation...
Didn't they jump bulls with their boobies hanging out?
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Hooray for B (@Y@)BBIESI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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