Viewing dilemma

[EternalOptimist]

In Tescos at lunchtime and there was a bird in the aisle bending down to look at some stuff. She would have won a 1st in the golden globes awards.
The problem was, she was also wearing a mini skirt.

So do you go for the plunging neck shot, or attempt a rear angle knick shot ?

Or even take the massive gamble of the 'down-on-haunches-guss/silicon valley' combo ?

[rabiddog]

You 'accidentally' drop your phone and the have to bend down to pick it up whilst 'accidentally' pressing button that takes photo - simples !

[Churchill]

You 'accidentally' drop your phone and the have to bend down to pick it up whilst 'accidentally' pressing button that takes photo - simples !

Failing that, instead of perving you ask her out on a date and get to sample the goods first hand. Simples.

The above advice was taken from a past life and does not represent the current behaviour of this individual.

[EternalOptimist]

Failing that, instead of perving you ask her out on a date and get to sample the goods first hand. Simples.

The above advice was taken from a past life and does not represent the current behaviour of this individual.

there is only so much pity a man can take.

[Churchill]

there is only so much pity a man can take.

Hey, don't knock it, a pity shag is a shag nonetheless! (I believe...)

[rabiddog]

Alternatively, 'spose you could try both, that way, theoretically, you can have your cake and eat it.

[ChimpMaster]

there is only so much pity a man can take.

She was a man?

[Drewster]

Hey, don't knock it, a pity shag is a shag nonetheless! (I believe...)

I have discovered (to my cost) that an "I am annoyed with you for talking dirty with the lads on an internet site and am therefore witholding all forms of Rumpy Pumpy for a while" knock back is pretty similar to an "You are a perve now **** off and leave me alone to do my shopping you witless Tulip" type rejection in the Supermarket.....

Just thought I would mention it!

[Churchill]

I have discovered (to my cost) that an "I am annoyed with you for talking dirty with the lads on an internet site and am therefore witholding all forms of Rumpy Pumpy for a while" knock back is pretty similar to an "You are a perve now flip off and leave me alone to do my shopping you witless Tulip" type rejection in the Supermarket.....

Just thought I would mention it!

Commiserations. That's a real pisser. Thankfully moh isn't like that.

Btw, on the scale of 1 to 10 regarding dropping a bollock, that doesn't even appear on the list of bollocks I've dropped in my life.

[Drewster]

Commiserations. That's a real pisser. Thankfully moh isn't like that.

Btw, on the scale of 1 to 10 regarding dropping a bollock, that doesn't even appear on the list of bollocks I've dropped in my life.

Are you trying to say your Bollox have dropped!

You are AndyW AICM£5!!!!!