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    #11
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Are you trying to say your Bollox have dropped!

    You are AndyW AICM£5!!!!!
    The odd clanger, yes.

    Btw, which one of you was the last to have AndyW's Mum?

    (My money is on SallyAnne...)

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      The odd clanger, yes.

      Btw, which one of you was the last to have AndyW's Mum?

      (My money is on SallyAnne...)
      Which one of me!?!?!

      Or was that a more general "open to the floor" question?

      You have to pay to have SallyAnne!!! what are you implying!!!!

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        The odd clanger, yes.

        Btw, which one of you was the last to have AndyW's Mum?

        (My money is on SallyAnne...)
        Andyw
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          Which one of me!?!?!

          Or was that a more general "open to the floor" question?

          You have to pay to have SallyAnne!!! what are you implying!!!!
          Nope, I think SallyAnne was the last with AndyW's mum.

          Pay? Don't be crude!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Nope, I think SallyAnne was the last with AndyW's mum.

            Pay? Don't be crude!
            Me!!!! Be crude!!!!........ Oh OK then

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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Commiserations. That's a real pisser. Thankfully moh isn't like that.
              Marry the man today.
              Give him the girlish laughter.
              Give him your hand today
              And save the fist for after.

              Consider yourself warned...
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                In Tescos at lunchtime and there was a bird in the aisle bending down to look at some stuff. She would have won a 1st in the golden globes awards.
                The problem was, she was also wearing a mini skirt.

                So do you go for the plunging neck shot, or attempt a rear angle knick shot ?

                Or even take the massive gamble of the 'down-on-haunches-guss/silicon valley' combo ?


                Just follow here around for a bit, shes bound to do it again.....

                PZZ

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