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    Was this wrong you decide!

    News from Yorskhire
    Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

    "A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

    Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

    "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

    Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

    He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

    His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

    Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness

    #2
    Ah ,so this must be this new fangled Dogging thing Ive heard about ?

    Seems he was caught with his pants down.

    Bit hard on the poor chap, as it seems everybodys doing this dogging business these days.

    I know I have.

    You aint nothing but a Hound Dog ...

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      #3
      Gross! But 12 months is a bit stiff - still he will have been nicely prepared for his treatment inside

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        #4
        Harrysp - any chance of you posting the link for this one - excellent story.

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          #5
          *trys to imagine the convo in jail*
          "So mate, what are you in for?"
          ....

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            #6
            eeewwwwwww
            Sola gratia

            Sola fide

            Soli Deo gloria

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              #7
              I refuse to comment
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                You need to ask if it's wrong?
                I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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                  #9
                  Indeed

                  Originally posted by Not So Wise
                  *trys to imagine the convo in jail*
                  "So mate, what are you in for?"
                  ....
                  "******* a dog."

                  "******* A DOG! FFS HOW LOW CAN YOU GET?"

                  (Drum roll)













                  "I had a dachsund once."
                  Why not?

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                    #10


                    Well done DG.
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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