Boy or Girl?

[Menelaus]

How old is he now Tino?

I'm super broody at the moment, 2 of my friends have had babies in the last week!

Does the canine one know this?

[tino]

Does the canine one know this?

Exactly!

Yo Churchy - Do the deed

[cailin maith]

Does the canine one know this?

Yep, he does, I'm about as subtle as a sledgehammer

Exactly!

Yo Churchy - Do the deed

[Menelaus]

This sounds like a campaign thread should be started along the lines of "Oi! Dog! Get your Mrs up the duff!"

[tino]

Yep, he does, I'm about as subtle as a sledgehammer

My hope is CM that one year from now we're having this self same conversation with the roles reversed (I'll be asking what you're doing for the little one's birthday).

Churchy - you have 3 months!

[cailin maith]

My hope is CM that one year from now we're having this self same conversation with the roles reversed (I'll be asking what you're doing for the little one's birthday).

Churchy - you have 3 months!

Don't please... he will take on the challenge!!

Maybe 18 months from now... more realistic

[tino]

Don't please... he will take on the challenge!!

Maybe 18 months from now... more realistic

We'll split the difference, 15 months.

Churchy - you have a reprieve (you've now got 6 months)

[Menelaus]

We'll split the difference, 15 months.

Churchy - you have a reprieve (you've now got 6 months)

... and a sore toe will not get you light duties!

[Drewster]

CM: Ohhh Doggie - that looks a bit swollen and throbbing! Bring it over here - I know JUST what to do with it!!!
Doggie: I can't it makes me limp....
CM: Well I can probably fix that.....
<Thinks - now where is that Body Lotion... and the Marigolds>
Doggie: Could I wear Stockings??
CM: Doggie you could wear a Rah-Rah skirt and Pom-Poms if it makes you happy

[Menelaus]

CM: Ohhh Doggie - that looks a bit swollen and throbbing! Bring it over here - I know JUST what to do with it!!!
Doggie: I can't it makes me limp....
CM: Well I can probably fix that.....
<Thinks - now where is that Body Lotion... and the Marigolds>
Doggie: Could I wear Stockings??
CM: Doggie you could wear a Rah-Rah skirt and Pom-Poms if it makes you happy

Churchill - my turn to be your second, I fear.