Is 'To Mr Sheen' legally binding ?

[TheRefactornator]

If the wife asks me to polish the coffee table and at first I agree, but in the end I don't actually do it because I'm watching the snooker, is that legally binding. Am I teeing myself up for divorce proceedings?

[PRC1964]

Snooker her over the table. If you do it right the table will get nicely buffed up.

HTH

[Platypus]

Snooker her over the table. If you do it right the table will get nicely buffed up.

Aim your balls at the centre pocket - go for the pink - try to avoid hitting the brown.

[moorfield]

Snooker her over the table. If you do it right the table will get nicely buffed up.

HTH

Ensure your tip is polished before you attempt a screw shot.

[TheRefactornator]

On the upside, she's never suggested I need to attach an extension when I attempt a deep screw.