• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Amazing incident

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #11
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    How much porno do you consume on a daily basis EO?
    Woman, let me tell you
    I am a net contributor
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    Comment


      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      An amazing thing happened to me at lunch time, I can still hardly credit it.
      I was walking back from town, getting an eyeful of a dolly-birds bum as she walked in front, wearing a micro skirt. She stumbled and I heard an 'oops' as she dropped her purse.
      She stopped and bent to pick it up, oblivious to the fact that there was someone behind her. Her skirt rode up, right over her stocking tops. I couldn't take my eyes off as the thin delicate fabric rose over the soft tanned skin of her thighs revealing the white frilly panties. Her large breasts swayed as she turned to me and said in a sultry husky voice , 'sorry I didnt mean to get in your way, but while I am down here, is there anything I can do?'


      bored



      Did she pull up yer socks and sort yer velcro trainers then?
      Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

      Comment


        #13
        Originally posted by Pogle View Post
        How much porno do you consume on a daily basis EO?
        How many of these does he get through on a daily basis?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

        Comment


          #14
          Originally posted by stingman123 View Post
          Did she pull up yer socks and sort yer velcro trainers then?
          No
          She leand forward with the tip of her tongue protruding through her luscious red lips...


          hang on, Pogles watching



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

          Comment


            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            No
            She leand forward with the tip of her tongue protruding through her luscious red lips...


            hang on, Pogles watching



            Be wary of the ones with 'husky' voices. They may be offering more than you expect.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

            Comment


              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              No
              She leand forward with the tip of her tongue protruding through her luscious red lips...


              hang on, Pogles watching



              Only the tip eh?


              That Figures............
              Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

              Comment


                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Be wary of the ones with 'husky' voices. They may be offering more than you expect.
                Her thrusting breasts strained against the fabric that barely contained the heaving globes...


                sorry Mitch, you were saying
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

                Comment


                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  Her thrusting breasts strained against the fabric that barely contained the heaving globes...


                  sorry Mitch, you were saying
                  Have you been at the Mills & Boon again?
                  I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

                  Comment


                    #19
                    Originally posted by Rookie View Post
                    Have you been at the Mills & Boon again?
                    It that a brand of Korean whisky?
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

                    Comment


                      #20
                      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                      It that a brand of Korean whisky?
                      More like 'Meths' in EO's case.
                      I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X