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    Amazing incident

    An amazing thing happened to me at lunch time, I can still hardly credit it.
    I was walking back from town, getting an eyeful of a dolly-birds bum as she walked in front, wearing a micro skirt. She stumbled and I heard an 'oops' as she dropped her purse.
    She stopped and bent to pick it up, oblivious to the fact that there was someone behind her. Her skirt rode up, right over her stocking tops. I couldn't take my eyes off as the thin delicate fabric rose over the soft tanned skin of her thighs revealing the white frilly panties. Her large breasts swayed as she turned to me and said in a sultry husky voice , 'sorry I didnt mean to get in your way, but while I am down here, is there anything I can do?'


    bored



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    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Well, it must be quite difficult to bend down when you oldies start to suffer with arthritis.....
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      An amazing thing happened to me at lunch time, I can still hardly credit it.
      I was walking back from town, getting an eyeful of a dolly-birds bum as she walked in front, wearing a micro skirt. She stumbled and I heard an 'oops' as she dropped her purse.
      She stopped and bent to pick it up, oblivious to the fact that there was someone behind her. Her skirt rode up, right over her stocking tops. I couldn't take my eyes off as the thin delicate fabric rose over the soft tanned skin of her thighs revealing the white frilly panties. Her large breasts swayed as she turned to me and said in a sultry husky voice , 'sorry I didnt mean to get in your way, but while I am down here, is there anything I can do?'


      bored



      You are Walter Mitty.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        An amazing thing happened to me at lunch time, I can still hardly credit it.
        I was walking back from town, getting an eyeful of a dolly-birds bum as she walked in front, wearing a micro skirt. She stumbled and I heard an 'oops' as she dropped her purse.
        She stopped and bent to pick it up, oblivious to the fact that there was someone behind her. Her skirt rode up, right over her stocking tops. I couldn't take my eyes off as the thin delicate fabric rose over the soft tanned skin of her thighs revealing the white frilly panties. Her large breasts swayed as she turned to me and said in a sultry husky voice , 'sorry I didnt mean to get in your way, but while I am down here, is there anything I can do?'
        Yeah I hate it when that happens.

        Also bored

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          #5
          In my dream she wasn't wearing any knickers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            In my dream she wasn't wearing any knickers.


            your dream is better than mine
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Amazingly I seem to have fallen through a time warp into the 1970s. Is EO really Robin Askwith - I think we should be told
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                #8
                EO - You have just provided me with some light relief.

                Thanks
                Originally posted by cailin maith
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                  #9
                  How much porno do you consume on a daily basis EO?
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                    #10
                    looks like I'm going to have to smack my biatch up again
                    Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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