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Rookie replied

28 April 2009, 13:23
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

It that a brand of Korean whisky?

More like 'Meths' in EO's case.
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Pogle replied

28 April 2009, 13:21
Originally posted by Rookie View Post

Have you been at the Mills & Boon again?

It that a brand of Korean whisky?
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Rookie replied

28 April 2009, 13:16
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Her thrusting breasts strained against the fabric that barely contained the heaving globes...

sorry Mitch, you were saying

Have you been at the Mills & Boon again?
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EternalOptimist replied

28 April 2009, 13:15
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Be wary of the ones with 'husky' voices. They may be offering more than you expect.

Her thrusting breasts strained against the fabric that barely contained the heaving globes...

sorry Mitch, you were saying
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stingman123 replied

28 April 2009, 13:14
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

No
She leand forward with the tip of her tongue protruding through her luscious red lips...

hang on, Pogles watching

Only the tip eh?

That Figures............
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Mich the Tester replied

28 April 2009, 13:12
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

No
She leand forward with the tip of her tongue protruding through her luscious red lips...

hang on, Pogles watching

Be wary of the ones with 'husky' voices. They may be offering more than you expect.
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EternalOptimist replied

28 April 2009, 13:11
Originally posted by stingman123 View Post

Did she pull up yer socks and sort yer velcro trainers then?

No
She leand forward with the tip of her tongue protruding through her luscious red lips...

hang on, Pogles watching
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Mich the Tester replied

28 April 2009, 13:10
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

How much porno do you consume on a daily basis EO?

How many of these does he get through on a daily basis?
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stingman123 replied

28 April 2009, 13:09
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

An amazing thing happened to me at lunch time, I can still hardly credit it.
I was walking back from town, getting an eyeful of a dolly-birds bum as she walked in front, wearing a micro skirt. She stumbled and I heard an 'oops' as she dropped her purse.
She stopped and bent to pick it up, oblivious to the fact that there was someone behind her. Her skirt rode up, right over her stocking tops. I couldn't take my eyes off as the thin delicate fabric rose over the soft tanned skin of her thighs revealing the white frilly panties. Her large breasts swayed as she turned to me and said in a sultry husky voice , 'sorry I didnt mean to get in your way, but while I am down here, is there anything I can do?'

bored

Did she pull up yer socks and sort yer velcro trainers then?
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EternalOptimist replied

28 April 2009, 13:07
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

How much porno do you consume on a daily basis EO?

Woman, let me tell you
I am a net contributor
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stingman123 replied

28 April 2009, 13:06
looks like I'm going to have to smack my biatch up again
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Pogle replied

28 April 2009, 13:05
How much porno do you consume on a daily basis EO?
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FSM with Cheddar replied

28 April 2009, 13:03
EO - You have just provided me with some light relief.

Thanks
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Zippy replied

28 April 2009, 12:56
Amazingly I seem to have fallen through a time warp into the 1970s. Is EO really Robin Askwith - I think we should be told
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EternalOptimist replied

28 April 2009, 12:55
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

In my dream she wasn't wearing any knickers.

your dream is better than mine
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