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    EO's rude poem

    Walking back from Hale, up that long hill, thinking about recent cuk threads, thinking about Pogles homoerotic image and Macca's divorce settlement. I wondered whether I could ever bone a bird who had a wooden leg
    Then I set it to a rhyme

    I knew this bird from Liverpool
    I never had one fitter
    She had a great big accident
    It didnt make her bitter
    We carried on our sex-life
    There's no way I'm a quitter
    I said 'Never mind her wooden leg'
    and whopped it up her sh 1 tter





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    im stunned this isnt in light relief already
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      #3


      I'd like to take this opportunity point out that I dont advocate sh*tter love, as *a friend of mine* got a bit carried away over the easter weekend and may have ended up with quite a serious water infection!!
      In her defence, she was very p*ssed and stoned at the time.
      So she tells me
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


        I'd like to take this opportunity point out that I dont advocate sh*tter love, as *a friend of mine* got a bit carried away over the easter weekend and may have ended up with quite a serious water infection!!
        In her defence, she was very p*ssed and stoned at the time.
        So she tells me
        Long memory here.

        Rugby player, tin tin, 'didn't break the seal'
        watch it cheeky chops




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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          Long memory here.

          Rugby player, tin tin, 'didn't break the seal'
          watch it cheeky chops
          You've lost me there EO!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


            I'd like to take this opportunity point out that I dont advocate sh*tter love, as *a friend of mine* got a bit carried away over the easter weekend and may have ended up with quite a serious water infection!!
            In her defence, she was very p*ssed and stoned at the time.
            So she tells me
            Defense ? How is it a defense that you are so drunk and stoned you get yourself assraped?
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              You've lost me there EO!
              <cough>


              Its not that bad a story actually......So I was in Benidorm a couple of years ago and picked up this welsh rugby player (as you do)

              He was a bit of a romantic, so we went for a walk on the beach and stuff (which I found quite frustrating as I'd picked him up for a reason if you get my drift!)
              Anyway...gets back to the hotel and we proceed to have what I was expecting to be a wild night of rumpy. The bloke couldnt' have BEEN more manly (big massive strapping rubgy player FFS!!) so I was expecting big things!
              Ahem...about 5 minutes later he falls asleep with a very content look on his face
              I digress...the point of the story was that he actually thought he'd shagged me up the a*se...when infact all he'd actually done was got very excited over a bit of a cheek wink. His manhood was so "challenged" he hadn't even broken the seal (so to speak!)

              I found it hard to look him in the face after that...and being the lady that I am, I resisted the urge to tell all of his rubgy player mates about it


              Oh well, must "crack" on now (See what I did there! IGMC)


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