EO's rude poem

[EternalOptimist]

You've lost me there EO!

<cough>


Its not that bad a story actually......So I was in Benidorm a couple of years ago and picked up this welsh rugby player (as you do)

He was a bit of a romantic, so we went for a walk on the beach and stuff (which I found quite frustrating as I'd picked him up for a reason if you get my drift!)
Anyway...gets back to the hotel and we proceed to have what I was expecting to be a wild night of rumpy. The bloke couldnt' have BEEN more manly (big massive strapping rubgy player FFS!!) so I was expecting big things!
Ahem...about 5 minutes later he falls asleep with a very content look on his face
I digress...the point of the story was that he actually thought he'd shagged me up the a*se...when infact all he'd actually done was got very excited over a bit of a cheek wink. His manhood was so "challenged" he hadn't even broken the seal (so to speak!)

I found it hard to look him in the face after that...and being the lady that I am, I resisted the urge to tell all of his rubgy player mates about it


Oh well, must "crack" on now (See what I did there! IGMC)


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[ThomasSoerensen]

I'd like to take this opportunity point out that I dont advocate sh*tter love, as *a friend of mine* got a bit carried away over the easter weekend and may have ended up with quite a serious water infection!!
In her defence, she was very p*ssed and stoned at the time.
So she tells me

Defense ? How is it a defense that you are so drunk and stoned you get yourself assraped?

[SallyAnne]

Long memory here.

Rugby player, tin tin, 'didn't break the seal'
watch it cheeky chops

You've lost me there EO!

[EternalOptimist]

I'd like to take this opportunity point out that I dont advocate sh*tter love, as *a friend of mine* got a bit carried away over the easter weekend and may have ended up with quite a serious water infection!!
In her defence, she was very p*ssed and stoned at the time.
So she tells me

Long memory here.

Rugby player, tin tin, 'didn't break the seal'
watch it cheeky chops

[SallyAnne]

I'd like to take this opportunity point out that I dont advocate sh*tter love, as *a friend of mine* got a bit carried away over the easter weekend and may have ended up with quite a serious water infection!!
In her defence, she was very p*ssed and stoned at the time.
So she tells me

[chef]

im stunned this isnt in light relief already

[EternalOptimist]

Walking back from Hale, up that long hill, thinking about recent cuk threads, thinking about Pogles homoerotic image and Macca's divorce settlement. I wondered whether I could ever bone a bird who had a wooden leg
Then I set it to a rhyme

I knew this bird from Liverpool
I never had one fitter
She had a great big accident
It didnt make her bitter
We carried on our sex-life
There's no way I'm a quitter
I said 'Never mind her wooden leg'
and whopped it up her sh 1 tter