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Get your agent cliches out!

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    Get your agent cliches out!

    hi guys, i've heard so many that i was just curious to find out which ones people hear the most!

    i was just asked: "Have you got any other irons in the fire at the moment?".

    your turn!

    #2
    What's your ideal role?
    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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      #3
      'We've sent a lot of people to this client'

      Hum... were any of them ever seen again?

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        #4
        What's the lowest rate you'd be willing to work for?
        'elf and safety guru

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          #5
          Ah - I see you've been working at <ex-clientco>. We used to do a lot of work with <fictitious manager> over there.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by catboy View Post
            hi guys, i've heard so many that i was just curious to find out which ones people hear the most!

            i was just asked: "Have you got any other irons in the fire at the moment?".

            your turn!
            Bloody hell, it's Cliff Richard!

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              #7
              Market rate
              Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                #8
                Quick turnaround! [a promise that once your cv has gone to client, it wont be long before you know if you have an interview]
                "take me to your leader"

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                  #9
                  Available Immediately....but it's still 4 weeks before you actually start!
                  Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                    #10
                    Darren? He's gone to Ibiza for the week. I'm looking after his clients.

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