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    #11
    Dear Mr Foxy

    I keep getting these incredible urges to drop my pants in public. Do I need help or should I just give in to them?
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Rookie View Post
      Dear Mr Foxy

      I keep getting these incredible urges to drop my pants in public. Do I need help?
      Is your zip jammed?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Is your zip jammed?
        No. I think its just marmalade.
        I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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          #14
          Dear Uncle Foxy

          I have taken some time to consider that over reliance on pornography could be putting a strain on my relationship. What happens now?
          Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
            Dear Uncle Foxy

            I have taken some time to consider that over reliance on pornography could be putting a strain on my relationship. What happens now?
            Don't worry. I've never heard of anyone's right hand filing for divorce.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Don't worry. I've never heard of anyone's right hand filing for divorce.
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #17
                Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
                Because it's a soup. Take some time to consider that over reliance on pornography could be putting a strain on your relationship,
                not to mention putting a strain on your disk space (unless you're AtW with lots of terabyte disks)
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #18
                  Dear foxy,

                  Why is your thread not as good as the ask Beaker thread?

                  Thanks
                  BP

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Dear foxy,

                    Why is your thread not as good as the ask Beaker thread?

                    Thanks
                    BP
                    I blame pathetic contributions such as this one.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
                      I blame pathetic contributions such as this one.
                      Yes. Your contribution is pathetic. Much like yourself. Why did you bother?

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